Yep, it's a real Craigslist Sex Ad For Somebody With Difficulty Waiting. Guy like that would never actually have to post the ad.
Reminds me of the old George Carlin joke about bisexuals. Can you imagine wanting to have sex with everybody you meet? You wouldn’t need a black book, you could just use the phonebook. Likewise, if you have a problem, er, waiting for the appropriate amount of time, the world is your oyster! (so to speak). Just start up writing some sexual fantasy and you’ll be living it before you get to the end.
I don't want to know how many pimply-faced guys have the princess leia bikini convention poster on their wall
That’s right: it’s a Princess Leia bikini pillow fight. Somewhere three million nerds have just formed a new mental image of heaven. Somewhere else the ghost of Jabba the Hutt is saying something like “ooo baa. Ugghaa Umbawooo!” But nobody has any idea what that means.
With both of them having t-shirts that say "mount me", these girls must be serious linux fans.
It’s great to see young ladies so dedicated to supporting file systems as to put mount me on their t-shirts. Takes a lot of drive. Not many more girls from their sector would write that well without errors. The last bunch had t-shirts that said “fsck — it’s fun!”
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