All posts tagged store

Best Friend’s Ass

a store shelf with some of the toys tagged as best friends ass

Sadly, looks like the price is dropping

Kitten in Gravy

A little whiskas cat food bad where the words seem to say kitten in gravy

I hate it when the little whiskers get caught between my teeth

Almost had a Psychic Girlfriend

Almost had a Psychic Girlfriend

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met (default)

I started to almost not post this, since if the guy almost had a psychic girlfriend, there was a good chance she may almost read this, and then we’d be in a world of trouble. Could cause some kind of domestic dispute at the poor fellow’s house. Fortunately, I figured that if I posted it anyway, she wouldn’t almost read it. That’ll work.

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Monty Python Cheese Shop


John Cleese as a customer and Machael Palin as the shopkeeper in the Monty Python Cheese Shop Skit

In a list of hundreds of silly skits, the Monty Python Cheese Shop Skit still ranks near the very top. Classic.

The famous Monty Python Cheese Shop skit combines several epic Python themes into one masterpiece. The unexpected result of the “public dancing” sign being Greeks playing Bouzouki, the interruptions by characters from the rest of the show, the use of language as a form of obfuscation, and the insistence of what looks like a fairly normal person to take a stand on an issue way beyond what any reasonable person would do.

Using the provided caption above, here are some other subtitles you might use (click to view)

Welcome to 99 Cents Plaza

Welcome to 99 Cents Plaza

Welcome to 99 cents plaza, where every thing is $.99 or less — and up. I’d love to go, but I’m really price-=sensitive.

To whet your appetite, here are some more possible captions and story leads to help you do your own material (click to view)

If it’s in stock…

If It's In Stock

Beginning with a starting idea of “If it’s in stock,” here are some sample captions and story leads to help you do your own material (click to view)

Kids Day at the Liquor Store

Kids Day at the Liquor Store

Some sample captions and story leads using Kids Day at the Liquor Store to get you started (click to view)

Squirrel Underpants

Squirrel Underpants

Got Squirrel Underpants? Here are some sample captions and story leads to get you started (click to view)

Liquor, Guns, and a Drive-Thru

Liquor Guns and a Drive-Thru

Some sample captions and story leads to get you started (click to view)

Guns, Weddings, and Beer

A sign for some store that advertises for guns, weddings, and beer

Everything you need at one stop for guns, weddings and beer

Some sample captions and story leads using “Guns, Weddings, and Beer” to get you started (click to view)

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