All posts tagged sexy

The Sharks Circle

A picture of a pretty woman in a bikini with several men wearing snorkeling gear circling around her as if the sharks circle

I'm just not really sure who is the predator and who is the prey in this image

Just Because

a picture of a pretty buxom brunette in a short one piece skirt that I'm posting just because I feel like it

I can

Sexy Girl Faces Off With Cow

A girl sitting down making her fingers into horns facing off with a cow, showing what it says -- a sexy girl faces off with cow.

Sexy girl faces off with cow? I don't make these things up, folks, I just share them.

If you’re going to argue with the cow, the trick is to descend to the cow’s level. She’s obviously taking no bull. I wonder if her pose makes her horny? Some of these jokes are just too much to udder. I hope she records this in her dairy. It’s a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

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Princess Leia Bikini Convention

Bunch of girls wearing the princess leia bikinis, looking for all the world like a princess leia bikini convention

I don't want to know how many pimply-faced guys have the princess leia bikini convention poster on their wall

That’s right: it’s a Princess Leia bikini pillow fight. Somewhere three million nerds have just formed a new mental image of heaven. Somewhere else the ghost of Jabba the Hutt is saying something like “ooo baa. Ugghaa Umbawooo!” But nobody has any idea what that means.

This site is for storing and retrieval of interesting or unique images. Users email to submit new content, and we clean up the images and categorize them. That way you can find the content later if you’re looking for it for a presentation or something. They can also provide their own material. This content is not graded on quality or humor — all comers (as long as mostly clean and friendly) are welcome. If you’d like to see some more sample captions to get you started, click to view them.(click to view)

Limitations of Sunbathing

a picture with a sexy girl and a fat girl, both in bikinis and laying on the beach showing clearly the limitations of sunbathing to make you a sexy person

The limitations of sunbathing: sometimes no matter how long you lay out, it's not going to matter that much

Sometimes there’s sunbathing, the dream, and sunbathing, the reality. Try not to get the two confused. If you tend to get them confused, we’ve provided this handy-dandy picture to remind you of the beach you will probably see as opposed to the one you’d probably like to go to.

Welcome to caption of the day! Here’s a place to find and reuse humorous and unusual images from all over the web. You can even provide your own captions and jokes in the comments below. The more the better! As long as you’re writing in English and are somewhat understandable (and polite), we’re interested. If you’re having problems coming up with unique new material to add to the images, we’ve attempted to put together some stuff to get you started. (click to view)

Keep Talking Nerdy To Me

A girl with a t-shirt that says keep talking nerdy to me

Keep Talking Nerdy to me -- what every nerd wants to hear

Adding to our awesome collection of nerdy and geeky t-shirts, this talk nerdy to me shirt is just what the doctor ordered. Not sure what the top symbol is though. Perhaps glasses? In any event, now’s your chance to actually talk natural to another normal human being. Don’t mess it up!

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Mount Me

Two sexy girls sitting behind a table, both wearing t-shirts saying mount me

With both of them having t-shirts that say "mount me", these girls must be serious linux fans.

It’s great to see young ladies so dedicated to supporting file systems as to put mount me on their t-shirts. Takes a lot of drive. Not many more girls from their sector would write that well without errors. The last bunch had t-shirts that said “fsck — it’s fun!”

Welcome to caption of the day! Here’s a place to find and reuse humorous and unusual images from all over the web. You can even provide your own captions and jokes in the comments below. The more the better! If you’re having problems coming up with unique new material to add to the images, we’ve attempted to put together some stuff to get you started. (click to view)

Is Salma Hayek Working for Google?

With Salma Hayek's breasts filling in for the Os on the Google logo, it' no wonder people might wonder is Salma Hayek working for Google

Is Salma Hayek working for Google? Or is she just filling in for a while?

That woman is busting out all over the place. After looking at this latest hacked version of the Google search page, people are wondering is Salma Hayek working for Google. If she is, she needs to come clean and get it off her chest. Warning: boatloads of bad puns ahead.

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Nice Melons

A woman slicing watermelons with a bra that's made to look like watermelon rinds, leading to the comeback of nice melons

Nice melons! I mean the fruit, you perverts.

Sometimes you look at a picture and just say to yourself, “Nice Melons!” It helps a lot of the picture you are looking at actually contains melons. This is important stuff — the proper use of puns and double entendres could one day save your life. This is one reason there’s a serious push to get more melon costumes on television.

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Eyeful a day keeps the Doctor Away

An image of a newspaper article that has the headline "An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away"

This newspaper article might say an eyeful a day keeps the doctor away, but this is just too good to be true

An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away? Yeah, you wish bub. Somehow I have serious doubts about this news story being legitimate. But we men can only hope. Perhaps with enough stories like this, we could get our own Wikipedia entry! Woo hoo! Now there’s a plan!

Welcome to caption of the day! Here’s a place to find and reuse humorous and unusual images from all over the web. You can even provide your own captions and jokes in the comments below. The more the better! If you’re having problems coming up with unique new material to add to the images, we’ve attempted to put together some stuff to get you started. (click to view)