All posts tagged sexy
Sexy Girl Faces Off With Cow
If you’re going to argue with the cow, the trick is to descend to the cow’s level. She’s obviously taking no bull. I wonder if her pose makes her horny? Some of these jokes are just too much to udder. I hope she records this in her dairy. It’s a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.
Princess Leia Bikini Convention

I don't want to know how many pimply-faced guys have the princess leia bikini convention poster on their wall
That’s right: it’s a Princess Leia bikini pillow fight. Somewhere three million nerds have just formed a new mental image of heaven. Somewhere else the ghost of Jabba the Hutt is saying something like “ooo baa. Ugghaa Umbawooo!” But nobody has any idea what that means.
Limitations of Sunbathing

The limitations of sunbathing: sometimes no matter how long you lay out, it's not going to matter that much
Sometimes there’s sunbathing, the dream, and sunbathing, the reality. Try not to get the two confused. If you tend to get them confused, we’ve provided this handy-dandy picture to remind you of the beach you will probably see as opposed to the one you’d probably like to go to.
Keep Talking Nerdy To Me
Adding to our awesome collection of nerdy and geeky t-shirts, this talk nerdy to me shirt is just what the doctor ordered. Not sure what the top symbol is though. Perhaps glasses? In any event, now’s your chance to actually talk natural to another normal human being. Don’t mess it up!
Mount Me
It’s great to see young ladies so dedicated to supporting file systems as to put mount me on their t-shirts. Takes a lot of drive. Not many more girls from their sector would write that well without errors. The last bunch had t-shirts that said “fsck — it’s fun!”
Is Salma Hayek Working for Google?
That woman is busting out all over the place. After looking at this latest hacked version of the Google search page, people are wondering is Salma Hayek working for Google. If she is, she needs to come clean and get it off her chest. Warning: boatloads of bad puns ahead.
Eyeful a day keeps the Doctor Away

This newspaper article might say an eyeful a day keeps the doctor away, but this is just too good to be true
An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away? Yeah, you wish bub. Somehow I have serious doubts about this news story being legitimate. But we men can only hope. Perhaps with enough stories like this, we could get our own Wikipedia entry! Woo hoo! Now there’s a plan!







