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How they Really Made the Periodic Table

a chart of a tetris game with the elements titled how they really made the periodic table

I knew it! There had to be a pattern there

Tertogenic Effects Of Pure Evil In Ursus Teddius Domesticus

Teratogenic Effects of Pure Evil in Ursus Teddius Domesticus

Try to say that one five times fast

Time to hit the Books

cartoon with man saying time to hit the books and next frame showing a book cowering in the corner

Don't think you can cover for your friend the magazine

Math Class

A poster with thousands of oranges title math class is the only place where you can buy $300 worth of oranges and nobody wonders what the hell you are doing

Maybe it's time to get out of town on the westbound train that leaves at 3:00pm heading eastwards at 20mph

Shakespeare Insult Generator

A chart of various words to combine, making it a Shakespeare insult generator

Get out! You droning, beetle-headed lout!

The Spirit of Science Just Died a Little

Demotivator with the caption the spirit of science just died a little showing a boy in front of a science fair project which asks if there will be minorities in heaven

Simply because you filled out the template doesn't mean what you're doing has anything to do with science

Teacher’s Scotch

A bottle of Teacher's Scotch

Remember you can't hit the kids, but you can always hit the bottle

Little Johnny’s Class Picture

Little Johnny's class picture is a picture of a class with all the kids sitting on one side of the bleachers and one little boy sitting by himself on the other side.

Taking a look at little Johnny's class picture, it reminds me that some days you're just not going to fit in.

You can always tell the kid that had beans for supper the night before. Either that or his class has a large number of ninjas in it. Perhaps the bench has a pivot in it, and Johnny just happens to weight 4,275 pounds. Or he could be radioactive. Nobody ever talks enough about the plight of radioactive children in school.

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Your Mama

A test taken by a child that asks "what is owned by you but used more by your friends" with the answer being added "your mama"

"Your Mama" is probably not the right answer, Johnny. For a lot of reasons that we're not going to go into now.

The thing is, if you’re in second grade and you’re making jokes like that about somebody’s mama, perhaps the teachers need to watch you a little closer. Provide some counseling services. Don’t the dead baby and your mama jokes start somewhere around 10 or 11? This paper looks like something for 8-year-olds.

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Werewolf Boy

A werewolf boy, that is, a senior picture of a boy with long hair and a full, bushy beard. Wearing clothes from the late 70s.

Werewolf boy's theme song went kinda like this -- ahoooo! Werewolves of disco.

He came from the 70s with a polyester suit and an attitude. The only thing he feared was soap and a razor. He was: werewolf boy. Half boy, half were, and the other half wolf. His mother used to cry out Werewolf! But the people of the town would only point to the woods and say “There! There wolf!” (with apologies to Mel Brooks).

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