All posts tagged portrait

Baby Empire Disappoints

A baby sitting on top of a large model train with a crazy look on his face as if to show baby empire disappoints him. Looks kind of like the kid from monopoly games?

Baby empire disappoints. He really should have gone into shipping.

Every now and then we get stumped on COTD. This little kid reminds me of somebody, but who is it? Isn’t he the spitting image from some board game from the 1950s? Perhaps from a cartoon or comic book? The train makes me think of monopoly, but I’m willing to bet it’s something else. Got any clues?

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Sister Licking my Ear

A childhood portrait with sister and borther, both of a very young age, showing sister licking my ear makes me smile!

Sister licking my ear feels kind of good! But something's very wrong with that.

It might feel good now, but later on you’re going to need therapy. Lots of it. Sadly, junior lost his ear to Tammy just three months later during the great foot shortage of 88. If you parents want any more reasons not to let your kids watch inappropriate movies, look no further.

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Get out of my head!

A picture to which the man might say get out of my head! It's a profile of a man with a woman's portrait stuck inside his head. Perhaps it is supposed to show that he is thinking of her?

Seriously -- I love you, but get out of my head!

This picture reminds me of the scene in Name Your LinkMen In Black where the large man whom they thought was the alien was actually just a puppet. His head opened up and there was a little green guy operating the controls. Marriage is tough enough without having the lucky girl implanted in your cerebral cortex!

Here on the site we provide a place for funny pictures to gather and be appreciated. Many times you might have seen a picture somewhere and think “where the heck did I see this at?” Caption of the Day tries to help you find it again. We tag each image as much as possible. That way you can cross-reference material in case you get close but don’t find exactly what you’re looking for. You and other users can provide your own captions. We even try to provide some sample captions in case you’re all out of ideas.(click to view)

Little Johnny’s Class Picture

Little Johnny's class picture is a picture of a class with all the kids sitting on one side of the bleachers and one little boy sitting by himself on the other side.

Taking a look at little Johnny's class picture, it reminds me that some days you're just not going to fit in.

You can always tell the kid that had beans for supper the night before. Either that or his class has a large number of ninjas in it. Perhaps the bench has a pivot in it, and Johnny just happens to weight 4,275 pounds. Or he could be radioactive. Nobody ever talks enough about the plight of radioactive children in school.

Here on the site we provide a place for funny pictures to gather and be appreciated. Many times you might have seen a picture somewhere and think “where the heck did I see this at?” Caption of the Day tries to help you find it again. We tag each image as much as possible. That way you can cross-reference material in case you get close but don’t find exactly what you’re looking for. You and other users can provide your own captions. We even try to provide some sample captions in case you’re all out of ideas.(click to view)

Too much of Something

A man and woman showing too much of something, probably body hair. The woman has big eyebrows and the man has a big beard

This couple has too much of something. I'm not sure what it is, but whatever it is, they need to give it back.

Werewolf marriages are much more common than traditionally believed. What these folks need is a good barber. Maybe a good tailor as well. Perhaps one of those lenses that takes pictures slightly out-of-focus. Could add a couple of models instead of the bride and groom. And make them stand further back. I think that would do it.

In case you’re new here, what we do is take pictures that people somehow find worthy of note, something they might use in a blog, presentation, tweet, or status update one day, and save them for future use. The whole thing started with a picture collection that grew out of hand. You’re welcome to submit new material by email, and you’re also welcome to re-use the material. In fact, please do! The only thing we ask is that you don’t copy the entire article and place it somewhere. You can even provide your own captions. We’ve provided some samples to get you going. (click to view)

January December Marriage

What appears to be a wedding picture of a really old woman and a really young man, illustrating what might be called a January December marriage.

It was a January December marriage. Like January 1920.

I’m guessing the honeymoon is going to be really short — like the walk to the car. This guy could end up being a widower before he’s 20. And collecting retirement checks for the rest of his life! Wait a minute…. Perhaps it’s time to go nursing home trolling. Not sure what the beer index is for this idea, though.

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Mom was a Hooker

A family Christmas picture showing what appears to be proof that mom was a hooker -- everybody in regular clothing except the woman, who has on a shiny, low-cut rubber santa suit.

Mom was a hooker, but we loved her anyway

If Santa came down the chimney and saw this family, he would run back up the chimney and go screaming into the night. Something about seeing a middle-aged woman dressed in tight leather Christmas one-pieces with a garter just makes me question my faith in humanity. Or perhaps this is misread. Perhaps she is hoping to marry Santa? After all, he’s a pretty old and big guy. She might be quite the catch.

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Bride was a dang ugly kid

A photo showing that the bride was a dang ugly kid by showing her back, topless aside from the veil, looking at a huge portrait of a young girl with an awkward smile and really big teeth

That bride was a dang ugly kid. Can't imagine why she'd want that as a wedding photo

Dear future bridegroom. Take a good, hard look. Now take a good hard look at your mother-in-law. Between those two mental pictures I think we have your future pretty much mapped out for you. Perhaps the kid isn’t so terribly ugly, but there is definitely something about this picture that gives me the heebie-geebies.

This site is all about storing unusual pictures and tagging them for future retrieval. Because of that, it might be useful to have some sample captions or one-liners to use if you decide to select one of these images for your purposes. We do our best to gather together both original images and as many sample captions and headlines as we possibly can. You’re encouraged to participate as well. All comers are welcome. Here are some ideas to get you started.(click to view)

Cats Expecting

Man and his wife, who is pregnant, and they are both painted as cats looking something like cats expecting - -something

Cats Expecting, the never-heard-of sitcom spinoff from the show "Cats"

Nothing says “we’re a loving family” than stripping down with your wife and painting up yourselves like cats. It’s the universal symbol of fellowship and welcome. I’m not sure exactly who this picture is for. Perhaps the neighbors dress up like mice for their pictures? I’m suddenly not so sure I’m old enough to be writing in this blog.

If you’re just dropping in, perhaps visiting from a search engine or clicking over for the first time from Twitter, this site is all about storing unusual pictures and tagging them for future retrieval. Because of that, it might be useful to have some sample captions or one-liners to use if you decide to select one of these images for your purposes. Here are some ideas to get you started immediately. (click to view)

Werewolf Boy

A werewolf boy, that is, a senior picture of a boy with long hair and a full, bushy beard. Wearing clothes from the late 70s.

Werewolf boy's theme song went kinda like this -- ahoooo! Werewolves of disco.

He came from the 70s with a polyester suit and an attitude. The only thing he feared was soap and a razor. He was: werewolf boy. Half boy, half were, and the other half wolf. His mother used to cry out Werewolf! But the people of the town would only point to the woods and say “There! There wolf!” (with apologies to Mel Brooks).

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