All posts tagged math jokes

Math Class

A poster with thousands of oranges title math class is the only place where you can buy $300 worth of oranges and nobody wonders what the hell you are doing

Maybe it's time to get out of town on the westbound train that leaves at 3:00pm heading eastwards at 20mph

Math Clock

Math clock is a clock with mathematical equations instead of numbers. All of the equations are combinations of the number 9 and various operators

What time is it? It's 9 something.

Quadratic PacMan

A Quadratic pacman, that is, a tattoo of the quadratic equation flanked by pacman characters

Getting to the Root of PacMan

Math Problems?

A sign that asks if you have math problems, if so, there is a complex equation underneath instead of a telephone number

I thought I had math problems before. Now I'm even more confused.

If you’re able to figure this out, and you still have math problems? I think perhaps your problem is more like an advanced math problem — calculus, statistics, manifolds, field theory — anything but “math” Perhaps what they’re really trying to say is “happy to help with your math learning, but don’t bother me with that silly high school math stuff.”

We’ll start you out with some sample captions. After that you’re on your own. (click to view)

Tesseract Dog Carrier

Tesseract Dog Carrier

"Thank goodness for your tesseract dog carrier! I was able to store all 17 of my dogs easily, and the carrying handle was comfortable as well. I can't wait until last week when I get them out." -- a happy customer

Once you but the tesseract dog carrier, you will never buy another one. That’s because to do so, especially if you put the second one inside the first, would create a rip in the time-space continuum bringing the dinosaurs back and making Justin Bieber the new Elvis.

If you would like some further ideas of clever, funny, or interesting remarks, here’s some. (click to view)

Pizza

pizza

If you love pizza, and you know anything about math, this simple drawing will help you compute the volume of the next pizza you order

If you’re looking for some ideas for captions, perhaps if you want to use these images on your own site or presentation, here are some more possible captions and story leads to help you do your own material (click to view)

The Batman Equation

the batman equation

When you ask Commissioner Gordon’s kid to do their math homework, you end up with the Batman Equation.

Here are some more possible captions and story leads to help you do your own material (click to view)

Dancing Mathematicians

Dancing Mathematicians

Using a starting point of “Dancing Mathematicians” some sample captions and story leads to help you do your own material (click to view)

Possible to Compress the Result of the Following Integral?

possible to compress the result of the following integral

Using a starting point of “Possible to Compress the Result of the Following Integral” some sample captions and story leads to help you do your own material (click to view)

Tesseract Cat Playhouse

tesseract cat playhouse

Using a starting point of “Tesseract Cat Playhouse” some sample captions and story leads to help you do your own material (click to view)

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