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Tertogenic Effects Of Pure Evil In Ursus Teddius Domesticus

Teratogenic Effects of Pure Evil in Ursus Teddius Domesticus

Try to say that one five times fast

Take Your Son To Work Day

a take your son to work day demotivator with two bottles of Jack Daniels, one large and one small, half-empty and sitting on a desk

Going to be a long day, kid

Take Your Child To Work Day

Demotivator titled Take Your Child To Work Day with darth vader and luke skywalker

Boy kid, you've got a lot to learn

Why I am Majoring in Physics

A pie chart titled why I am majoring in physics with the main reason to figure out how to build a lightsaber

Probably need to take some advanced courses

Atomic Energy Lab

a picture of the actual product for kids from the 1950s, the gilbert atomic energy lab

Exciting! Safe!

Little Johnny’s Class Picture

Little Johnny's class picture is a picture of a class with all the kids sitting on one side of the bleachers and one little boy sitting by himself on the other side.

Taking a look at little Johnny's class picture, it reminds me that some days you're just not going to fit in.

You can always tell the kid that had beans for supper the night before. Either that or his class has a large number of ninjas in it. Perhaps the bench has a pivot in it, and Johnny just happens to weight 4,275 pounds. Or he could be radioactive. Nobody ever talks enough about the plight of radioactive children in school.

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Your Mama

A test taken by a child that asks "what is owned by you but used more by your friends" with the answer being added "your mama"

"Your Mama" is probably not the right answer, Johnny. For a lot of reasons that we're not going to go into now.

The thing is, if you’re in second grade and you’re making jokes like that about somebody’s mama, perhaps the teachers need to watch you a little closer. Provide some counseling services. Don’t the dead baby and your mama jokes start somewhere around 10 or 11? This paper looks like something for 8-year-olds.

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Wookie Family Picture

A family with extremely big hair, as if they were posing for a magazine called wookie family pictures.

I love the wookie family picture. Actually, this is from Uncle Joe's side. They're only half-wookies.

Good thing we bought that Tesla coil last weekend. Look, they’re a family, they’re a thunderstorm detector, and, turn them upside-down to make a mop! Comes in all sizes. I bet these folks are REALLY difficult to buy hats for. Those have to be wigs. Come on. That’s not real. Nobody has hair that looks like that, especially the kid.

Here on the site we provide a place for funny pictures to gather and be appreciated. Many times you might have seen a picture somewhere and think “where the heck did I see this at?” Caption of the Day tries to help you find it again. We tag each image as much as possible. That way you can cross-reference material in case you get close but don’t find exactly what you’re looking for. You and other users can provide your own captions. We even try to provide some sample captions in case you’re all out of ideas.(click to view)

You Funny Kid

A big dog with its mouth open and its paw on a small child who looks fearful, just like a mobster who might say you funny kid

You Funny Kid! Where's that lunch money again?

You funny kid! You really make me laugh! I want to take you out sometime. We’ll have a great time: chasing squirrels and sniffing each other’s butts. You’re okay with hating squirrels, right? That last kid — the one that didn’t make it — she had problems with chasing things. Sad to see a healthy kid like that have an accident. But you know, they happen, right? And if you’re not careful a really bad accident could happen to you! Gosh, I’d hate to see that…

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Let me out

Picture of a boy in foreground, large woman in background wearing pink zip up jacket with two baby legs sticking out and strange bumps strongly implying there's some baby in there yelling help, let me out!

Help -- let me out!

It’s warm and dark in here — please let me out! I promise to be good! (When she said there was a skinny person inside of her struggling to get out, I had no idea that I was supposed to take her seriously.) Now I know how the idea of Quatro originated.

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