Taking a look at little Johnny's class picture, it reminds me that some days you're just not going to fit in.
You can always tell the kid that had beans for supper the night before. Either that or his class has a large number of ninjas in it. Perhaps the bench has a pivot in it, and Johnny just happens to weight 4,275 pounds. Or he could be radioactive. Nobody ever talks enough about the plight of radioactive children in school.
"Your Mama" is probably not the right answer, Johnny. For a lot of reasons that we're not going to go into now.
The thing is, if you’re in second grade and you’re making jokes like that about somebody’s mama, perhaps the teachers need to watch you a little closer. Provide some counseling services. Don’t the dead baby and your mama jokes start somewhere around 10 or 11? This paper looks like something for 8-year-olds.
I love the wookie family picture. Actually, this is from Uncle Joe's side. They're only half-wookies.
Good thing we bought that Tesla coil last weekend. Look, they’re a family, they’re a thunderstorm detector, and, turn them upside-down to make a mop! Comes in all sizes. I bet these folks are REALLY difficult to buy hats for. Those have to be wigs. Come on. That’s not real. Nobody has hair that looks like that, especially the kid.
You funny kid! You really make me laugh! I want to take you out sometime. We’ll have a great time: chasing squirrels and sniffing each other’s butts. You’re okay with hating squirrels, right? That last kid — the one that didn’t make it — she had problems with chasing things. Sad to see a healthy kid like that have an accident. But you know, they happen, right? And if you’re not careful a really bad accident could happen to you! Gosh, I’d hate to see that…
It’s warm and dark in here — please let me out! I promise to be good! (When she said there was a skinny person inside of her struggling to get out, I had no idea that I was supposed to take her seriously.) Now I know how the idea of Quatro originated.
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