Dessert will be dark. And crowded.
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I Love Cats
Hardly Ever See Them On Sale
Congratulations on your Teen Pregnancy
Let's hope the cake is made out of money
Snake Woman Levitates Apple
This is why you don't see a lot of apple levitation most days. Too difficult to find the right snake
It’s a Chicken Strip
My god, just what IS that thing?
Nice Melons
Nice melons! I mean the fruit, you perverts.
Sometimes you look at a picture and just say to yourself, “Nice Melons!” It helps a lot of the picture you are looking at actually contains melons. This is important stuff — the proper use of puns and double entendres could one day save your life. This is one reason there’s a serious push to get more melon costumes on television.
Carrots are Alcohol for Pandas
Carrots are Alcohol for Pandas. Fortunately none of the pandas pictured have to drive later
Little known fact: carrots are alcohol for Pandas. Every year, Pandas get their checks from the Chinese government, go down to the local Cosco and load up on carrots, sometimes not even making it back to the bamboo patch before they start singing old Panda drinking songs. It’s a sad part of Panda life little-reported in western media.
Don’t Feed the Models
Don't feed the models -- they bite!
If you’re at the beach and see a bunch of sexy girls come up with “Don’t feed the models” on their t-shirts, you’re going to want to do one thing. Feed the models. Of course, it could be an alien invasion and these girls are just the bait. One has to take these chances though when dealing with models. It’s part of the job.
Apostrophe Looking For Work
You really don't want to see an apostrophe looking for work. It's not a good sign.
When you see an apostrophe looking for work, you just know that he lost his last job for being too possessive. Sad thing to see somebody’s grammar out there on the street, begging for scraps. But some symbols need to pull their own weight, especially the ones that put the punk in punctuation.
Monty Python Cheese Shop
In a list of hundreds of silly skits, the Monty Python Cheese Shop Skit still ranks near the very top. Classic.
The famous Monty Python Cheese Shop skit combines several epic Python themes into one masterpiece. The unexpected result of the “public dancing” sign being Greeks playing Bouzouki, the interruptions by characters from the rest of the show, the use of language as a form of obfuscation, and the insistence of what looks like a fairly normal person to take a stand on an issue way beyond what any reasonable person would do.
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