All posts tagged food

Please Eat the Ice Cream in the Freezer

A sign at some office saying please eat the ice cream in the freezer

Dessert will be dark. And crowded.

I Love Cats

A t-shirt that says I Love Cats

Hardly Ever See Them On Sale

Congratulations on your Teen Pregnancy

A cake with the lettering on it spelling congratulations on your teen pregnancy

Let's hope the cake is made out of money

Snake Woman Levitates Apple

A picture of a snake woman levitates an apple

This is why you don't see a lot of apple levitation most days. Too difficult to find the right snake

It’s a Chicken Strip

cat looking at fully plucked chicken walking by as if to say it's a chicken strip

My god, just what IS that thing?

Nice Melons

A woman slicing watermelons with a bra that's made to look like watermelon rinds, leading to the comeback of nice melons

Nice melons! I mean the fruit, you perverts.

Sometimes you look at a picture and just say to yourself, “Nice Melons!” It helps a lot of the picture you are looking at actually contains melons. This is important stuff — the proper use of puns and double entendres could one day save your life. This is one reason there’s a serious push to get more melon costumes on television.

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Carrots are Alcohol for Pandas

A picture of a bunch of pandas kicking back with carrots and seemingly smiling, showing that yes, maybe carrots are alcohol for pandas

Carrots are Alcohol for Pandas. Fortunately none of the pandas pictured have to drive later

Little known fact: carrots are alcohol for Pandas. Every year, Pandas get their checks from the Chinese government, go down to the local Cosco and load up on carrots, sometimes not even making it back to the bamboo patch before they start singing old Panda drinking songs. It’s a sad part of Panda life little-reported in western media.

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Don’t Feed the Models

Five cute girls with t-shirts that say don't feed the models

Don't feed the models -- they bite!

If you’re at the beach and see a bunch of sexy girls come up with “Don’t feed the models” on their t-shirts, you’re going to want to do one thing. Feed the models. Of course, it could be an alien invasion and these girls are just the bait. One has to take these chances though when dealing with models. It’s part of the job.

If you’re new to Caption of the Day, here’s the deal: this site is all about funny, interesting, and emotionally-charged images. Material you can use in your own presentations, blogs, and status updates. People submit material by email (or we go and find it.) Once accepted, the image is cleaned up, attributed (if easily possible) and tagged for retrieval later. All users are invited to add their own captions and text to help others when the image is reused. We’ve tried to provide some sample material in case you can’t think of anything. (click to view)

Apostrophe Looking For Work

A photo illustrating an apostrophe looking for work. There's a large black apostrophe with a sign beside him that says "will denote possession or help with contractions for food"

You really don't want to see an apostrophe looking for work. It's not a good sign.

When you see an apostrophe looking for work, you just know that he lost his last job for being too possessive. Sad thing to see somebody’s grammar out there on the street, begging for scraps. But some symbols need to pull their own weight, especially the ones that put the punk in punctuation.

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Monty Python Cheese Shop


John Cleese as a customer and Machael Palin as the shopkeeper in the Monty Python Cheese Shop Skit

In a list of hundreds of silly skits, the Monty Python Cheese Shop Skit still ranks near the very top. Classic.

The famous Monty Python Cheese Shop skit combines several epic Python themes into one masterpiece. The unexpected result of the “public dancing” sign being Greeks playing Bouzouki, the interruptions by characters from the rest of the show, the use of language as a form of obfuscation, and the insistence of what looks like a fairly normal person to take a stand on an issue way beyond what any reasonable person would do.

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