This is the family picture you never want to see on facebook. Trust me, anything you say or do in reply to this will be wrong. Very wrong.
After living for years in a cave in the backyard, we finally got dad to come out for our yearly family portrait. He was happy that day — his medication had been working for almost a week and he wasn’t singing the “In the Jungle, the mighty jungle” song over and over again. Later that month he got a really bad case of termites.
Because naked pregnant woman and a tire go so naturally together
First, what is with with pregnant women posing naked? Look, this is what got you in this condition to begin with. Enough with the nakedness! And the tire? I’m not even sure what the relevance is. Pregnancy makes you tired? Looking forward to the tread of children across the living room floor?
I love the wookie family picture. Actually, this is from Uncle Joe's side. They're only half-wookies.
Good thing we bought that Tesla coil last weekend. Look, they’re a family, they’re a thunderstorm detector, and, turn them upside-down to make a mop! Comes in all sizes. I bet these folks are REALLY difficult to buy hats for. Those have to be wigs. Come on. That’s not real. Nobody has hair that looks like that, especially the kid.
Pregnant Gun Stealer has one in the oven, and 17 in the magazine.
If there’s anything more natural than taking off your shirt when your wife is pregnant (why are these people stripping for family photos?) it’s carrying your Sig to the photo shoot. And of course, wifey is going to seductively reach around and grab your pistola while you smile. There’s an underlying style here, but it escapes me.
The nice thing about the topless family is that they were easy to buy shirts for
It’s generally a good idea if your yearly family picture isn’t R-rated. Fortunately these guys aren’t over the line, but still if pasties are an option for mom, maybe you should work on making the family picture a tad more tasteful. I guess this explains why people don’t get a lot of holiday cards from nudists. A scary concept.
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