All posts tagged family

Please Neuter Your Pets

a billboard that says please neuter your pets and weird friends and relatives

We'll help you with the pets. You're on your own with the rest of 'em.

Dad’s Impression of Sister

A dual picture with the top picture being a girl posing and the bottom picture titled dad's impression of sister

He also does a pretty good Cary Grant

Surprise Babies

Man and woman at hospital with man holding new baby and both of them looking like these surprise babies are not welcome at all

Yay?

The Family Picture You Never Want to see on Facebook

A large, unwashed, skinny bearded man wearing nothing but a fig leaf with his gets obviously uncomfortable is definitely the family picture you never want to see on facebook

This is the family picture you never want to see on facebook. Trust me, anything you say or do in reply to this will be wrong. Very wrong.

After living for years in a cave in the backyard, we finally got dad to come out for our yearly family portrait. He was happy that day — his medication had been working for almost a week and he wasn’t singing the “In the Jungle, the mighty jungle” song over and over again. Later that month he got a really bad case of termites.

Caption of the Day is a site for users to find interesting or emotionally-charged visual material from all over the web and save them for later use. After sharing the image, other users can come by and offer their own captions. You are welcome to provide your material as well. We encourage sharing and reuse — the more the merrier! Don’t self-censor — if you are thinking something might be cute please go ahead and submit it. We’ve even provided some sample text to help get you started. (click to view)

Naked Pregnant Woman and a Tire

A picture of a naked pregnant woman and a tire. Her husband is also present. Her arms cover her chest, so there is no nudity.

Because naked pregnant woman and a tire go so naturally together

First, what is with with pregnant women posing naked? Look, this is what got you in this condition to begin with. Enough with the nakedness! And the tire? I’m not even sure what the relevance is. Pregnancy makes you tired? Looking forward to the tread of children across the living room floor?

If you’re new to Caption of the Day, here’s the deal: this site is all about funny, interesting, and emotionally-charged images. Material you can use in your own presentations, blogs, and status updates. People submit material by email (or we go and find it.) Once accepted, the image is cleaned up, attributed (if easily possible) and tagged for retrieval later. All users are invited to add their own captions and text to help others when the image is reused. We’ve tried to provide some sample material in case you can’t think of anything. (click to view)

Wookie Family Picture

A family with extremely big hair, as if they were posing for a magazine called wookie family pictures.

I love the wookie family picture. Actually, this is from Uncle Joe's side. They're only half-wookies.

Good thing we bought that Tesla coil last weekend. Look, they’re a family, they’re a thunderstorm detector, and, turn them upside-down to make a mop! Comes in all sizes. I bet these folks are REALLY difficult to buy hats for. Those have to be wigs. Come on. That’s not real. Nobody has hair that looks like that, especially the kid.

Here on the site we provide a place for funny pictures to gather and be appreciated. Many times you might have seen a picture somewhere and think “where the heck did I see this at?” Caption of the Day tries to help you find it again. We tag each image as much as possible. That way you can cross-reference material in case you get close but don’t find exactly what you’re looking for. You and other users can provide your own captions. We even try to provide some sample captions in case you’re all out of ideas.(click to view)

Pregnant Gun Stealer

A picture of a pregnant gun stealer, that is, a man carrying a gun next to a pregnant woman who is reaching around behind his back to draw his gun from the holster

Pregnant Gun Stealer has one in the oven, and 17 in the magazine.

If there’s anything more natural than taking off your shirt when your wife is pregnant (why are these people stripping for family photos?) it’s carrying your Sig to the photo shoot. And of course, wifey is going to seductively reach around and grab your pistola while you smile. There’s an underlying style here, but it escapes me.

If you’re just dropping in, perhaps visiting from a search engine or clicking over for the first time from Twitter, this site is all about storing unusual pictures and tagging them for future retrieval. Because of that, it might be useful to have some sample captions or one-liners to use if you decide to select one of these images for your purposes. Here are some ideas to get you started immediately. (click to view)

The Topless Family

A picture of a middle-aged man, woman, and two small children, all without their tops on, demonstrating a pretty good example of the topless family (no nudity)

The nice thing about the topless family is that they were easy to buy shirts for

It’s generally a good idea if your yearly family picture isn’t R-rated. Fortunately these guys aren’t over the line, but still if pasties are an option for mom, maybe you should work on making the family picture a tad more tasteful. I guess this explains why people don’t get a lot of holiday cards from nudists. A scary concept.

Welcome to caption of the day! Here’s a place to find and reuse humorous and unusual images from all over the web. You can even provide your own captions and jokes in the comments below. The more the better! If you’re having problems coming up with unique new material to add to the images, we’ve attempted to put together some stuff to get you started. (click to view)

Good Samaritan Lions

Good Samaritan Lions

Using “Good Samaritan Lions,” here are some sample captions and story leads to help you do your own material (click to view)

Christmas Love

Christmas Love

Using a starting point of “Christmas Love” some sample captions and story leads to help you do your own material (click to view)

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Paycheck Stub helps you find out new and interesting things about the paycheck stubs you receive every day, including how to get loans with them, how to create your own, the various things that are found on your paycheck stub, and even places to get equipment and supplies for writing paychecks. You can even download templates to use on your own computer.