By Your Powers Combined

I am Captain Planet!

OR

By Your Powers Combined

By Graphthar’s Hammer
By the Sword of Eldrich
I will avenge thee!

OR

By Your Powers Combined

Er, could somebody give me a hand here please? Looks like I forgot my cape.

This is some expensive hooch. The Gold Label scotch, if I’m not mistaken, is the equivalent of a couple day’s wages for an average american. If the stuff could actually make you fly, that would be one thing! But, unfortunately, it only makes you _feel_ like you could fly.

As funny as this picture is, if you see somebody like this, check them immediately for breathing. It’s not very difficult at all for an airway to be blocked, especially with somebody who is inebriated, much less somebody who is passed out, upside down, and scrunched-up.

Fortunately, as they say, God looks after babies and drunks. So I’m sure this guy is okay (probably the picture itself was staged). Still, it’s important to be both able to laugh and also be able to check up on a friend if you see them like this.

Got any more snarky rejoinders to “By Your Powers Combined”?