Sure, the page might be printed on recycled children, but did they use solar panels?
It’s not only printed on recycled children, it’s printed on 100% recycled children. Don’t you hate it when they lie about the percentage of children used? It’s tough getting kids to get into the smasher. Sure, you can lure the first one in with candy, but after that they all have a tendency to run away, even when you explain how you’re being green.
This is the family picture you never want to see on facebook. Trust me, anything you say or do in reply to this will be wrong. Very wrong.
After living for years in a cave in the backyard, we finally got dad to come out for our yearly family portrait. He was happy that day — his medication had been working for almost a week and he wasn’t singing the “In the Jungle, the mighty jungle” song over and over again. Later that month he got a really bad case of termites.
Sister licking my ear feels kind of good! But something's very wrong with that.
It might feel good now, but later on you’re going to need therapy. Lots of it. Sadly, junior lost his ear to Tammy just three months later during the great foot shortage of 88. If you parents want any more reasons not to let your kids watch inappropriate movies, look no further.
Taking a look at little Johnny's class picture, it reminds me that some days you're just not going to fit in.
You can always tell the kid that had beans for supper the night before. Either that or his class has a large number of ninjas in it. Perhaps the bench has a pivot in it, and Johnny just happens to weight 4,275 pounds. Or he could be radioactive. Nobody ever talks enough about the plight of radioactive children in school.
If Santa came down the chimney and saw this family, he would run back up the chimney and go screaming into the night. Something about seeing a middle-aged woman dressed in tight leather Christmas one-pieces with a garter just makes me question my faith in humanity. Or perhaps this is misread. Perhaps she is hoping to marry Santa? After all, he’s a pretty old and big guy. She might be quite the catch.
You funny kid! You really make me laugh! I want to take you out sometime. We’ll have a great time: chasing squirrels and sniffing each other’s butts. You’re okay with hating squirrels, right? That last kid — the one that didn’t make it — she had problems with chasing things. Sad to see a healthy kid like that have an accident. But you know, they happen, right? And if you’re not careful a really bad accident could happen to you! Gosh, I’d hate to see that…
Yes, yes. The other children. They tasted wonderful!
I don’t know about you, but after wondering what happened to the other children, to me this is one baby I do not want to be messing with. It could be spaghetti stains, sure. Or it might be something else entirely…
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