Sister licking my ear feels kind of good! But something's very wrong with that.
It might feel good now, but later on you’re going to need therapy. Lots of it. Sadly, junior lost his ear to Tammy just three months later during the great foot shortage of 88. If you parents want any more reasons not to let your kids watch inappropriate movies, look no further.
Taking a look at little Johnny's class picture, it reminds me that some days you're just not going to fit in.
You can always tell the kid that had beans for supper the night before. Either that or his class has a large number of ninjas in it. Perhaps the bench has a pivot in it, and Johnny just happens to weight 4,275 pounds. Or he could be radioactive. Nobody ever talks enough about the plight of radioactive children in school.
It was a January December marriage. Like January 1920.
I’m guessing the honeymoon is going to be really short — like the walk to the car. This guy could end up being a widower before he’s 20. And collecting retirement checks for the rest of his life! Wait a minute…. Perhaps it’s time to go nursing home trolling. Not sure what the beer index is for this idea, though.
Please complete the application for permission to date my daughter in triplicate and file with the appropriate parental unit before 2 pm on Tuesday.
Sometimes we post pictures here that aren’t funny or interesting at all, just necessary things you’ll need in life. I think this application for permission to date my daughter clearly falls in the practical category. Of course, it’s missing some key ingredients, like a blood test, a secret oath, a lie detector follow-up, and the application of the remote tracking and monitoring device. Then, of course, is the eating of the potassium nitrate. (Those of you with service experience know what I’m talking about here.)
Werewolf boy's theme song went kinda like this -- ahoooo! Werewolves of disco.
He came from the 70s with a polyester suit and an attitude. The only thing he feared was soap and a razor. He was: werewolf boy. Half boy, half were, and the other half wolf. His mother used to cry out Werewolf! But the people of the town would only point to the woods and say “There! There wolf!” (with apologies to Mel Brooks).
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