All posts tagged advertisements

Evil Genius Ad

An evil genius ad in the newspaper, looking for henchmen

Wonder what the dental plan is like?

Old 15MB Hard Drive

picture of an old 15mb hard drive selling for $2495.00

They don't make them like this anymore

Craigslist Sex Ad For Somebody With Difficulty Waiting

An ad on craigslist that describes a sexy girl and ends with never mind --- looking for all the world like a Craigslist Sex Ad For Somebody With Difficulty Waiting

Yep, it's a real Craigslist Sex Ad For Somebody With Difficulty Waiting. Guy like that would never actually have to post the ad.

Reminds me of the old George Carlin joke about bisexuals. Can you imagine wanting to have sex with everybody you meet? You wouldn’t need a black book, you could just use the phonebook. Likewise, if you have a problem, er, waiting for the appropriate amount of time, the world is your oyster! (so to speak). Just start up writing some sexual fantasy and you’ll be living it before you get to the end.

Welcome to Caption of the Day! Where you can find unusual, emotionally-charged images for your use elsewhere. Please add your own material in the comments section — we need all the help we can get — but if you’d like some ideas to get started, we have some sample headlines and captions for you too. We’ve provided these in headline/comment fashion, but other formats are certainly very possible. (take a click to view them below)

Cat Carrier

A picture of a cat carrier consisting of a handle and a large screw and crank device that looks like it is supposed to impale a cat with a screw in order to hold it

It's true that this may be a cat carrier, but this is unlike any other cat carrier you've ever seen, I guarantee that.

Somehow I feel certain that this ad was not approved by the ASPCA, although it is rather clever. Not only is it a carrier, it’s also an automatic cat meower. Just a little turn of the screw and you’ll automatically get more meows. (disclaimer: I have four cats and love them all. It’s just a joke, folks.)

If you’re just dropping in, perhaps visiting from a search engine or clicking over for the first time from Twitter, this site is all about storing unusual pictures and tagging them for future retrieval. Because of that, it might be useful to have some sample captions or one-liners to use if you decide to select one of these images for your purposes. Here are some ideas to get you started. (click to view)

Pretty Princess

Pretty Princess

Perhaps she ate the pretty princess?

Also released under in the same package, the pretty princess scarecrow kit and the pretty princess Halloween selection. Buy two and get a free paintbrush applicator! It’s waterproof, fireproof, impermeable to chemical attack, and once you add a little sugar, makes for a great fondue.

Caption of the Day is a place where I store images that might be useful to me in the future; perhaps for a blog entry or a presentation. They’re funny, odd, sexy, or just emotionally-moving. As part of that, I provide some sample captions and background information. (click to view)

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Paycheck Stub helps you find out new and interesting things about the paycheck stubs you receive every day, including how to get loans with them, how to create your own, the various things that are found on your paycheck stub, and even places to get equipment and supplies for writing paychecks. You can even download templates to use on your own computer.