Naked Man in Bed with his Wife who just Gave Birth

A Naked man in bed with his wife who just gave birth

A naked man in bed with his wife who just gave birth. Yeah, probably too soon.

Too soon? Boy when Oscar says he’s going to get every penny out of the money he’s paying for the hospital stay, he isn’t joking around. If you think this is bad, you should see the breast-feeding picture we took a few minutes after this. Poor little kid never stood a chance.

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