The Gin and Tonic Diet does wonders. With the proper application, you can lose entire weeks.
This reminds me of the Alzheimer’s comedy hour. They just tell the same joke over and over again. Seriously, gin and tonic are not trivial things to be toyed with. It takes a trained adult to go on a multi-day bender and forget who they are. Don’t try this at work. (You’re welcome to try it at home if you so choose.)