The drunken people crossing sign needs to be more widely used, especially on college campuses
If you can read the sign for drunken people crossing, it’s okay to try crossing the street.
Holding the bottle just the right way is going to be the hardest part.
Can I get one of these signs in a t-shirt?
When your head hits the tree you know you’ve reached the other side.
Most of the time when you see a traffic sign, the purpose is to inform drivers of cars how to operate in the vicinity. Here we have a sign shaped and fashioned after a traffic sign, placed in a spot to be shown to traffic, but in the warning is rather odd: it informs us the pedestrians are intoxicated. It also has a rather comical picture of a person crawling on their hands and knees across the road with a bottle in their hand. Not anything at all like you would normally expect, and a pretty funny cartoon of a drunken person.
One of the ways you can tell that somebody is drunk is that they laugh at inappropriate jokes or things that aren’t really funny. That means that you could knock back a few drinks, come back to the blog, and have a heyday! But to make it work even better, we need as many snarky remarks as possible for the drunken public to absorb. Help a brother out and see what you can cough up for us. Any sort of material is fine, from jokes to poems to videos of you singing karaoke with your friends (Actually, you may want to email us that video of you and your friends singing karaoke. Could deserve a special posting). It’s not a good sign that we’ve posted, but it could be a funny sign. A really funny sign. What’s your mind thinking when you see “Drunken People Crossing?”