She’s Armed

picture showing she's armed, that is, a lady with what appears to be a couple of dozen arms sticking out

Very cool

Beware Of

a sign that says beware of well, just beware

Bought this at the generic sign store

Tonight’s Special

picture of sign outside bar that says tonight's special

If that's the case, hope they have booze

Evil Genius Ad

An evil genius ad in the newspaper, looking for henchmen

Wonder what the dental plan is like?

Kat Kong

A fake movie poster with picture of cat on it titled Kat Kong

It's enough to give you paws

Promise to Never Drink That Much Again

A cartoon with one guy telling the other that they are going to promise never to drink that much again -- until they go drinking again

It's the thought that counts

How to pick up bitches

a dog reading a book titled how to pick up bitches

Be careful you don't pinscher

Did you send humans the death threat yet?

a cartoon of one alien talking to another asking did you send humans the death threat yet

So THAT'S where it came from!

I’m Fluent in Three Languages

a woman in a 1950s style poster saying i am fluent in three languages, English, sarcasm, and profanity

Quite the cunning linguist

Self Defense Tips For Women

a poster showing self defense tips for women where the woman asks for commitment and the man runs awar

E-gads! That's almost a perfect defense!